barackfuckingobama:

zeldea:

why cant americans just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit

do you mean degrees of FREEDOM

musicallysarcastic:

look-batman-adog:

thatqueermusickid:

sherlockisthenight:

1800chokethath0e:

catsandcobblestones:

I’m pretty sure October lasted like three days.

and i’m pretty sure november has been 3 years.

idk about september i slept through most of it

are you green day

Arent we all green day

and in that moment i swear we were all green day

aladone:

girl are you from holland because amsterdayuuuum

pointing-at-the-moon:

In French when you say “to take a shit” you say “prendre une merde”, which translates into English more as “I acquire a shit” or “I get a shit”. I love that. It’s such a beautiful language. Even though you lose the shit, you get it back too. You always have the shit. It is always with you. You and the shit are one. 

(Source: rayuela-loca)

kirstenrenz:

buzzfeed:

We have to talk about how perfect these Vanity Fair Comedy Issue covers are.

when i think “funny” my mind jumps RIGHT ON OVER TO MEGAN FOX.

azorahai:

#at first glance i thought this was a futuristic forrest gump #my mother never told me that life was like a box of chocolates because that is illogical

(Source: christeana)

whitestgirluknow:

If anyone ever tells you you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life. 

…and straight on ‘til morning!

(Source: clarashuman)

Joel: Wait. 
Clementine: Why? 
Joel: I don’t know. Just wait… for a while. 

laurellaureljayjayjay:

pyrrhiccomedy:

rocketfists:

psdo:

goddessofcheese:

crabshire1901:

So apparently the Space Jam theme and Gangnam Style match up perfectly, right down to the same BPM and key. Yes, this is mind-altering.

Oh my GOD

This is important.

There’s probably something to be said here about memetic hooks and the science of pop music and the four chord progression but NO TIME FOR SCIENCE THIS IS AMAZING

Oh my goodness

raaynee:

breakcorechoirboy:

I am borderline crying at how sassy this person is

ROLL BACK THE ATTITUDE

(Source: shitshilarious)

10knotes:

pleatedjeans

I went to my local superstore and swapped their signage with more logical names for things. You’re welcome, Target.

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

cloud-bending:

shavingryansprivates:

apparently someone stole 30 million dollars worth of maple syrup in canada

i don’t have a punchline for that

now that’s what I call a STICKY SITUATION

(Source: shavingryansprivates)

the-absolute-best-posts:

humansvsrobots

They’re painting this on a wall in Brooklyn. (Taken with Instagram)

Kick ass.

That’s AWESOME

This is a great blog to follow, seriously