Oh, and you want to know what I blog about? Anything I please. Harry Potter. Psych. Doctor Who. The Office. Big Bang Theory. Clever puns. Comedians. Funny things.
why cant americans just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit
do you mean degrees of FREEDOM
I’m pretty sure October lasted like three days.
and i’m pretty sure november has been 3 years.
idk about september i slept through most of it
are you green day
Arent we all green day
and in that moment i swear we were all green day
girl are you from holland because amsterdayuuuum
In French when you say “to take a shit” you say “prendre une merde”, which translates into English more as “I acquire a shit” or “I get a shit”. I love that. It’s such a beautiful language. Even though you lose the shit, you get it back too. You always have the shit. It is always with you. You and the shit are one.
We have to talk about how perfect these Vanity Fair Comedy Issue covers are.
when i think “funny” my mind jumps RIGHT ON OVER TO MEGAN FOX.
If anyone ever tells you you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life.
…and straight on ‘til morning!
Joel: I don’t know. Just wait… for a while.
So apparently the Space Jam theme and Gangnam Style match up perfectly, right down to the same BPM and key. Yes, this is mind-altering.
Oh my GOD
This is important.
There’s probably something to be said here about memetic hooks and the science of pop music and the four chord progression but NO TIME FOR SCIENCE THIS IS AMAZING
Oh my goodness
I am borderline crying at how sassy this person is
ROLL BACK THE ATTITUDE
I went to my local superstore and swapped their signage with more logical names for things. You’re welcome, Target.
apparently someone stole 30 million dollars worth of maple syrup in canada
i don’t have a punchline for that
now that’s what I call a STICKY SITUATION
They’re painting this on a wall in Brooklyn. (Taken with Instagram)