August 2009
homework?
i’ll pass.
tee hee, brutus
So, tonight on the LOUNGE, ash & i
decided on a whim to do our own edition of a survival guide to school. along the way we found some pretty funny things:
real math answers
real history answers
“The Greeks were a highly sculptured people, and without them we wouldn’t have history. The Greeks also had myths. A myth is a female moth.”
“Actually, Homer was not...
“My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.”
– Mitch Hedberg, RIP.
well don't just stand there, say nice things to...
want these. in my life.
first day of senior year.
& i’ll be driving myself. eep.
this made me laugh. really, guys? haha.
“we have a proud tradition of failure to uphold”-james
prepare for trouble,
and make it double,
to protect the world from devestation,
to unite all peoples within our nation,
to denounce the evils of truth and love,
to extend our reach to the stars above.
perception is greater than or equal to reality.
fool me once, shame on you.
fool me forever? shame on you.
i’ll never be a fool for hoping.
directionless on the diveboard.
the only thing to do is jump.
Dear Education: thanks for the help in close to nothing.
Dear Life: back off.
I’ll be alright. I have no doubt about that. My concern is what happens in between graduation and alright.
I’ll go to college, somewhere. I’ll get a job, doing something. I’m sure I’ll get married, to someone. I’ll grow...
“If you love something set it free, but don’t be surprised if it comes back...”
– Chuck Palahniuk, author of Fight Club. you might have heard about it. but don’t talk about it.
introductary seizure.
Well hey, I’m Mona [MAW-NUH]. This is just a jump-around introduction to get to know me.
1. I love God. Clarification: Not his fan club.
2. I love people. It’s a love of choice, not of feeling.
3. I believe in the power of momentum. I live to create an impact, not to be forgotten.
I’m guilty of most things. I’m gluttonous, lustful, envious, and proud. But I embrace the...
