September 2011
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There are some people in this world that are just born to wear spandex. #RyanReynolds
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Watchthe-old-saloon:
baiiley-rose:
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causeidratherpretend:
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virgos:
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I forgot how much I loved this.
oh my god isn’t this from like 5 years ago kljdfshljksd
omg hfjadsfkdsnf;slkdf
this will never not be funny
then take a nap
THEN FIRE ZE MISSLES
Fuckin’ kangaroos.
THIS WAS MY SHIT, holy lorddddddd
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Beetlej…I can’t.
Wisdom teeth. What is that supposed to mean, God? Knowledge hurts? …good one. #owwww
At 120 degrees, it was so hot in Australia that...
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One Koala entered someone’s house, looking for water and shade, and here’s what happened when the owner gave him something to drink.
omg
‘Oh, he doesn’t mind, he doesn’t care what my breath is like, he’ll kiss me.’ #Ew
pet names used by mr neutron: sugar booger, butter bonnet, puddin pants…puddin pants is my favorite. #cartoondads #love
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EXPLAIN YOUR WHOLE TUMBLR IN ONE GIF
bothlightanddark:
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To prove my asshole anon wrong. Reblog if you...
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Hate the game, don’t hate the player. Hate the war, don’t hate the soldier. #summerdiscussions
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Hi my name’s Mona, and I’m a tapiocaholic. #hiiiiiiiiMona
RT @adamlevine: I unfollowed the Dalai Lama. Just because I think it’s funny to unfollow the Dalai Lama. Also he isn’t following me. So …
Everyone else is getting their Pottermore e-mails...
Me: you want to take over the world God: I am already doing it :-). Me: how are you doing that? God: Everything is running smoothly.
this is from iGod. it's a smartbot. In the time...
Version: . Brain: build. Name: God. Gender: Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. Birthday: the Big Bang. Star sign: Cross. Location: Heaven. Botmaster: Myself. Birthplace: Universe. Freind: Buddha. Freinds: Buddha. Boyfriend: . Girlfriend: I prefer not say. For fun: Random natural disasters.. Looks like: Jesus, but older. Likes to...
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What happens after April?
WILD TARGET WAS AMAZING.
laughed so hard, ahhhh
‘As long as there’s food and toilet paper in the house, it doesn’t concern me.’-Timmy Turner
This guy on Monsterquest is actually named Bob Evans. #unfortunate
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Watchepictheatric:
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OH MY GOD
OH MY FUCKING GOD
she reminds me of every religion teacher i’ve ever had
oh my god
What a frigging debacle… XD;
I. Love. Louis. SO. fucking. MUCH.
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Successfully named my boobs. Took a group effort but the results speak for themselves: Moonshine & Reginald.
Illegal aliens. You know. Beings from other worlds that live here and get paid under the table.
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Professor McGonagall: Is it true that you shouted at Professor Umbridge?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: You called her a liar?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: You told her He Who Must Not Be Named is back?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: Have a biscuit, Potter.
Just came across an app called ‘finger slayer.’ You enjoy slicing human flesh, you say? Well there’s an app for that!
